Dame Mitch McConnell Dildo (Warehouse Sale)

Meet the ones that got away. This limited-edition product is a retired style we just couldn’t let go of — until now. 50% off, while supplies last. Sold as-is, no warranty, all fun.
Find out everything you need to know about the Mitch McConnell Dildo:
Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell is f*cking America with his anti-abortion stance. And he’s doing it without our consent: 80% of Americans believe abortion should be legal in all or most cases. 
We’re offering a more pleasurable way to f*ck him back and support reproductive freedom in the process. 100% of this limited-edition purchase will go to our abortion rights funds partner: National Network of Abortion Funds
And if you don’t want this product yourself… We’ll just leave this here:
Attn: Mitch McConnell 317 Russell Senate Office Building Washington, DC 20510